Chetan Bhagat discusses about his next book

After the success of his last novel "TWO STATES" Chetan Bhagat decides to write his next novel which will tackle on a different issue. He discusses about his next book with his team of co-writers . This is what happened during their discussion...
[Obama and Osama will be playing his co-writers]























Yes, Chetan is no genius in writing and no self respecting person would call his books ..literature.They are just ordinary,uninspiring stories inspired from his own life filled with his own sexual fantasies told in a straight forward manner with social prejudice and inter racial friends. He is India`s highest selling English writer only because of all the sexual references in his books and the fact that his books don`t cost more than 70 bucks.

The ridiculed character playing kareena`s fiancee in 3 idiots is an exact replica of Chetan Bhagat(education qualification,profession,whining nature) and that is the only reason why he whined about not getting proper credit in-spite of his name being mentioned in 3 idiots credits.

The scene about the ending of his 3rd book i have mentioned above is true and not made up. Yes, it is a book which probably has the most disastrous ending ever! Religious conflicts/revelation of a friend and your sister`s sexual affair and using cricket bat to save your life!

His second book is utterly pointless--> Getting a mindless call from GOD who comes as a beautiful Apsara in your train is heights of pathetic storyline. What was the point of this book? Shit happens,god calls and the end?


If you want to improve your English read O Henry`s works. And to all the introvert CB fans out there---> No! your love(sex)life will not be anything like how the love(sex) life of the hero in all CB books are and you study in an average engineering college not IIT . Stop masturbating by calling his books great. The most disastrous thing that Chetan ever inflicted to this earth is giving out bastard children which means giving way to more irritating pseudo-contemporary IIT based love story books like "ANYTHING FOR YOU MA`AM"

Chetan Bhagat is over rated, over hyped and those who rate his books great are those who have read only his books! Pe-fuckin-riod.




NOTE:-
yes i have read every book of his from start to the end. Liked the first book to a small extent,hated the other three and hate those who call these books great.

P.S
Check out this hilarious CB plot generator

http://www.chutneycase.com/2010/03/chetan-bhagat-plot-generator.html